(mouse clicks) ♪ (dramatic chord) ♪ - (falsetto) ♪ and i ♪- oh, i've seen this. - ♪ and i ♪ - yes.- (sasso) let me try that again. ♪ and i ♪ (distorted cuts) (retching) - vine videos. - (sasso) homemade almond milk.
water, almonds, lemons. lemons?! (retches, spits)- ooh! - is that the famousvine videos about lemons? - (amused) is this his whole channel? - who is this man? (sasso retching)- (laughs) - what is up with the lemons? - (woman) can i get a will sasso?
- he's the king of vines. - (sasso) right, 'cause...(retching, spits) - (laughs) i love this dude! - (sasso) which one? the tv showwith klugman and randall? - (man on phone) no, the moviewith matthau and lemmon. - (sasso) hah? (retches, spits)- (laughs) that one was good. - most lemons i know don't havethat amount of liquid in them. - ♪ now i'm lying onthe cold hard ground ♪ (goat shrieks)
(sasso screams)- (laughs) (sasso screams)- ha! - i saw that coming.i still thought it was funny. - good for will sasso,being back in the public eye. - ♪ much of this life ♪ - (cackling silently) what the [bleep]? - what is this? i have not seen this. - ♪ of this life ♪ - i don't know how i feelabout this one, guys.
- ♪ everybody hurts ♪ - ew, this one's gross.i don't like this one. - ♪ everybody hurts ♪- um, she should see a doctor. - what about your clothing, people? - ♪ everybody hurts ♪- oh, sexy. - ♪ everybody hurts ♪- (chuckling) ew! the beard! - oh, that's gonna get all in your beard. - (chuckling) this is outstanding. - is this like the r.e.m. vampirememe or something like that?
- ♪ everybody hurts ♪- oh, he went for the milk. - there's some weird stuffon the internet, man. - yes. this is the best. - (titters) - okay. - feeding him cereal. (laughs) and he doesn't wantthe cereal. he says no! - (grumpily) ryan goslingdoesn't want to eat his cereal. - (silly voice) it's delicious.it tastes really good.
- (offscreen character)...took my wife and slept with her. - (snickering) why am i laughing?i shouldn't be laughing at this. - (giggling uncontrollably) the slower it goes in, it's just funnier. - have some food, baby. let me give you some food so you don't think aboutthat doll anymore. - (snickers)
- (chuckling) - (laughing) - ooh. hello. - (gosling) jesus [bleep] christ. - (laughs loudly) - (busts out laughing) i can't. - here it is, here it is.this is the best one. - (gosling) and he said,"that's strange because..." (spoon clatters)- (laughs)
- (gosling) "that's strange because..." (spoon clatters)- (laughing) - (gosling) "that's strange because..."(spoon clatters) - wait. was that one real? oh my god. i love him. so good. - oh, they're so so good.that was a good one. - ugh, my cheeks hurt a little bit. - (annoyed) oh god, is vine a thing? (moans wearily)
i don't want to doany more social networks. - (finebros) where did allof those video originate from? - uh, myspace? - tumblr? - vine? - they were vines. - vine, obviously. - ♪ vine ♪ why did i sing it? (chuckles)
- i'm a big proponent of vine;you have no clue. i think it's the new youtube. - (finebros) what did you thinkof the one with the lemons? - unique? - it grew on me overtime. - kinda reminded me in harry potter,when they cast that spell, and then slugs are being upchucked. - will sasso, he was the first person that i even started following on vine.
- everybody loves the will sassovines, or they're the devil. - that's brilliant. he has a big vine career,i guess, you know? i mean, i guess peoplewere saying the same thing about youtube for us, buthe has a big vine career for him. - (finebros) why is playing an r.e.m. song and then spewing liquid from your mouth something people want to watchand then do themselves? - because people are stupid and gross.why would you do that?
- the first one is oddly arousing. the rest of them creep me the hell out. - that's an emotion of sexiness and... uh... [bleep]-up-ness. - i don't know why.i don't want to know why. but i will soon be participating. - is there a hashtag for that?- (finebros) #everybodyspurts. - it's so gross. that isa terrible word: "spurt." - everybody spurts is somethingthat ♪ everybody can do ♪
- yeah.(both chuckle) - social networks and viral videos on them kind of go through this process, where the first viral videosare just fun, silly. what i wonder is, twoto three years from now, what's going to bethe first viral video on vine that has social consequence? - (finebros) and finally, whatwas happening with the cereal? - yes! that was so good!
- whoever is putting in effortto make those videos, i love them. - at a certain point, they'reprobably all repeats of each other, because there are onlyso many clips of ryan gosling doing something that would be like,"no, i don't want my cereal." - to know that there are peopleout there looking at ryan gosling and going, "this could be him not eating a spoonful of cerealright now," is amazing. - thinking of somebody just sitting there sifting through footage going...- nope. mm-mm, nope.
- "all right, between minutes63 and 64, there's a potential 'ryan gosling doesn'twant to eat his cereal' clip." - (finebros) do you have vine?- i do have a vine. - yeah. - i do have vine. - yes, i have vine. - yes. yes, yes... yes, i do. - we love vine.you should follow us on vine. - i do, but i haven't posted any videos.
- nope. - i don't. i should get one,but i don't have one yet. - (wearily) i already dodaily vlogs. i already tweet. i facebook. i instagram. i don't have time to do one more thing. all i want to do is layaround and do nothing. - (finebros) well, you could vine that.- (defiantly) no!!! - when new things like vine come up, ugh, now i have to jump on another thing?
because we have to be up to date. if not, if you don't stay up to date,you're gonna fall off. i probably should. are you guys on vine?- (finebros) we're not. - we're gonna fall off, guys.(finebros snicker) this show, everything--we're done for. we need a vine. why are we shooting this?we should be shooting vines right now. - (finebros) why has vine been successful while other short videowebsites have failed? - vine got twitter integration early,
because twitter bought them up. so they kind of got the midas touch. - it's like the 5-second films of twitter. - i'll give it this. vine isa little bit more creative, because you can kindof like do stop motion. all the other ones like kikand all those other things, that's just 30 seconds of video. - (finebros) how successfuldo you think vine will be? will it last?- (whispering) i don't know.
i don't really know. i thought other things weregonna last, and they didn't. - that's the question witheverything on the internet: how long will it last? - i have no idea. who knows? i don't quite understandthe internet, but i love it. - i think it's gonna be verysuccessful for a year and a half. and then... it's gonna go away. - i don't think a socialnetwork can be huge
if it relies on people being creative. - i don't know if it's establishedenough of a presence to where it's the go-to or ifanother company could just do it. - (finebros) so what advicewould you give to people on how to make a successful vine? - be creative. think outside ofthe box and do something weird. - using the loop. i thinkthe loop is a big part of it, because that's what makes things funny, i think seeing it over and over.
- i don't like the stop-motion stuff. i like it to be like: setup, punchline. - well, i guess if youwant me to follow you, a guess a porn star and/or work for me. - the same advice thati would give any youtuber: do the things that make you laugh, and then hopefully it willmake other people laugh as well. make yourself happy first. - and if you're uncomfortable,start with some remix.
- don't you interrupt me!- do some hashtag remix. - don't you do this!- and then go from there! - don't you do this to me!- okay? listen to me. (overlapping voices)- i'm gonna vine about this later. i'm gonna vine about this later.- be your own butterfly, okay? - sleep. sleep.- (gruffly) you're your own rainbow. - sleep.- you're your own rainbow. - sleep! follow me on vine.
- (finebros) finally,there's one more thing we would like you to do. ♪ (r.e.m., "everybody hurts") ♪ - ♪ well, everybody hurts ♪ ♪ well, everybody hurts ♪ ♪ sometimes ♪ - (spitting, gagging)- (finebros) oh, gross! - you want a viral video? - (finebros) no!- i'll give you a viral video.
hahahaha. (laughs) - thanks for watching anotherepisode of youtubers react. - let us know what videoswe should watch next. - if you liked the episode, be sure to subscribe toall the channels below. - goodbye, everyone! - bye! that's a v for vine. - goodbye.- goodbye.
- (speaking russian) moosh! bye! paka! ♪ (end music) ♪
